Spam Spam Spam Spam Spammity Spam!

It kills me how much spam is out there and how many people would actually fall for this. Let's see what they do with our Cat as the beneficiary. His middle name isn't Antonio, but I thought it fit well with his first and last name.

-----Original Message-----
From: ONLINE LOTTERY GAME [mailto:dbreeze2@cox.net]
Sent: Thursday, May 17, 2007 7:28 AM
Subject: Ref No: MELI-T/ 17-F044262312



Dear Winner

We are pleased to inform you of the final announcement that you are one

of our NEW year winniers of the FREE LOTTERY ONLINE PROMO

PROGRAMME, held on the 25TH of APRIL, 2007. You have therefore been

approved to claim a total sum of £500,000.00 pOUNDS.

Plese contact fiduciary agent for your claims.



Contact Our Claims Agent

Mrs.Eva Pedro

Email: infopedro2005@sify.com



FILL IN THE PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM BELOW

1. Full Names: Milo Antonio Pereira

2. Address: 748 Red Road, Durham, NC 28465

3. Age: 84

4. Sex: Yes

5. Marital Status: Single

6. Occupation: Homemaker

7. Phone numbers: 919-8675-309

8. Fax number: N/A

9. Country: USA





Yours Truly,

John Smith

Co-ordinator(Online Promo Programme)




LMAO! I googled Spam Spam Spam to get the right number of "spams " and found this clip. I don't know why it's so funny but I cracked up big time.

My Bro - I'm so proud of him

A recent graduate of the Citadel in Charleston. He's now an Ensign in the Navy and I believe plans to make a career out of it.



GO BRO GO!

Why Did I do this!?

I borrowed my Father-in-Law’s pressure washer (thanks Royce!) and was cleaning the front of the house.
That turned into me cleaning the brick walkway that leads to the front door. I accidentally let the high pressure stream of water graze the driveway.
It blasted the black junk off with ease. Before I knew it, I had cleaned a 3x1 section. Then I did an entire section of the driveway.
It looks very good, but I have to do the whole thing now or it will look ghetto.

A lily runs through it...

Here's a pic of the lily that is starting to open in my pond. This be would a first time for this. I believe it is called a Spatterdock or a Yellow Pond Lily.

SUBTROPICAL STORM ANDREA ADVISORY NUMBER 1

And the Season Begins again!

-----Original Message-----
From: storm@lists.cimedia.net [mailto:storm@lists.cimedia.net]
Sent: Wednesday, May 09, 2007 10:45 AM
To: storm@lists.cimedia.net
Subject: SUBTROPICAL STORM ANDREA ADVISORY NUMBER 1

PalmBeachPost.com Storm Advisory

WTNT31 KNHC 091443
TCPAT1
BULLETIN
SUBTROPICAL STORM ANDREA ADVISORY NUMBER 1
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL AL012007
1100 AM EDT WED MAY 09 2007

...EARLY-SEASON SUBTROPICAL STORM FORMS OFF THE SOUTHEAST U.S.
COAST...

SATELLITE IMAGERY AND AIRCRAFT DATA INDICATE THAT THE LOW PRESSURE
SYSTEM OFF THE SOUTHEAST U.S. COAST HAS ACQUIRED SUBTROPICAL
CHARACTERISTICS.

AT 11 AM EDT...1500 UTC...A TROPICAL STORM WATCH HAS BEEN ISSUED
ALONG THE SOUTHEAST COAST OF THE UNITED STATES FROM ALTAMAHA SOUND
GEORGIA SOUTHWARD TO FLAGLER BEACH FLORIDA. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH
MEANS THAT TROPICAL STORM CONDITIONS ARE POSSIBLE WITHIN THE WATCH
AREA...GENERALLY WITHIN THE NEXT 36 HOURS.

FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE
INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED
BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE.

AT 1100 AM EDT...1500Z...THE CENTER OF SUBTROPICAL STORM ANDREA WAS
LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 30.8 NORTH...LONGITUDE 79.3 WEST OR ABOUT 140
MILES...225 KM...SOUTHEAST OF SAVANNAH GEORGIA AND ABOUT 150 MILES
...240 KM...NORTHEAST OF DAYTONA BEACH FLORIDA.

ANDREA IS MOVING GENERALLY TOWARD THE WEST NEAR 3 MPH. A CONTINUED
SLOW MOTION AND A GRADUAL TURN TOWARD THE SOUTHWEST ARE EXPECTED
DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS. ALONG THIS TRACK...THE CENTER OF ANDREA
IS EXPECTED TO REMAIN OFFSHORE OF THE U.S. COAST THROUGH AT LEAST
THURSDAY MORNING.

MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS ARE NEAR 45 MPH...75 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER
GUSTS. LITTLE CHANGE IN STRENGTH IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT 24
HOURS.

WINDS OF 40 MPH EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 115 MILES...185 KM...MAINLY TO
THE EAST OF THE CENTER.

THE LATEST MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE REPORTED BY AN AIR FORCE RESERVE
RECONNAISSANCE AIRCRAFT WAS 1003 MB...29.62 INCHES.

SINCE THE HEAVIEST RAINS ASSOCIATED WITH ANDREA ARE EXPECTED TO
REMAIN OFFSHORE DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS... ANDREA IS NOT EXPECTED
TO PRODUCE SIGNIFICANT RAINFALL OVER ANY LAND AREAS THROUGH AT
LEAST THURSDAY MORNING.

REPEATING THE 1100 AM EDT POSITION...30.8 N...79.3 W. MOVEMENT
TOWARD...WEST NEAR 3 MPH. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...45 MPH.
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...1003 MB.

AN INTERMEDIATE ADVISORY WILL BE ISSUED BY THE NATIONAL HURRICANE
CENTER AT 200 PM EDT FOLLOWED BY THE NEXT COMPLETE ADVISORY AT 500
PM EDT.

$$
FORECASTER KNABB



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Great White Sharks

Sharks have always fascinated me. They’re such perfect killing machines with rows of teeth that replace themselves regularly without thought. We should have such a perfect tooth replacement system. They can smell blood at 1ppm (part per million)and even have a nictitating membrane that covers their eyes milliseconds before they attack to protect them.

The picture above which was verified by Snopes as being authentic.

You all may think I'm out of my gourd, but I would really like to do a cage dive to see these awesome creatures first hand.

I might be obsessed as my myspace page has a very skurry( thanks Hi C) background of a White Shark head with gaping Jaws.

Miami Bound! - Dream

In this dream, I was living back in the keys at my parents’ house and working at the local Summerland ACE hardware store. I was visiting my brother and his girlfriend in Miami. They were in the process of buying a 5 bedroom house in Miami. Towards the end of the dream everyone decides that I am going to live in the house with my bro and his girl and commute 1:15 minutes to work in the keys. We all know the drive is considerably longer than that, but this is my dream. Then I woke up.