Monday, July 7, 2008

Batten down the hatches!

WTNT32 KNHC 070845
TCPAT2
BULLETIN
HURRICANE BERTHA ADVISORY NUMBER 17
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL AL022008
500 AM AST MON JUL 07 2008

...BERTHA BECOMES THE FIRST HURRICANE OF THE 2008 ATLANTIC SEASON...

AT 500 AM AST...0900Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE BERTHA WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 19.3 NORTH...LONGITUDE 50.2 WEST OR ABOUT 845 MILES...
1365 KM...EAST OF THE NORTHERN LEEWARD ISLANDS.

BERTHA IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 17 MPH...28 KM/HR.
A CONTINUED WEST-NORTHWESTWARD MOTION WITH A GRADUAL DECREASE IN FORWARD SPEED IS EXPECTED DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS...AS BERTHA REMAINS OVER THE WATERS OF THE CENTRAL TROPICAL ATLANTIC.
IT IS STILL TOO EARLY TO DETERMINE IF BERTHA WILL EVENTUALLY AFFECT ANY LAND AREAS.

MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS HAVE INCREASED AND ARE NOW NEAR 75 MPH...120 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS. SOME ADDITIONAL STRENGTHENING IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS.

HURRICANE FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 25 MILES...35 KM...FROM THE CENTER...AND TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 115
MILES...185 KM.

ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 987 MB...29.15 INCHES.

REPEATING THE 500 AM AST POSITION...19.3 N...50.2 W. MOVEMENT TOWARD...WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 17 MPH. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...75 MPH. MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...987 MB.

THE NEXT ADVISORY WILL BE ISSUED BY THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER AT 1100 AM AST.

$$
FORECASTER KNABB

WWWW

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Dream - Crippled Rockstar

In my dream last night, I was at my friend Scott’s house in the keys. He was living in his parents’ house still. They had wireless speakers (like a P.A. system) setup outside. He handed me this wireless mic and turned it on. I started saying stuff and it resounded throughout the neighborhood and woke everyone up. I then turned the mic off and sat down on the couch. I felt something crawling on my and pulled off two ticks. They had not sunk their jaws into me yet! (I’m sure the ticks were in my dream because after playing paintball in the woods two weeks ago, we found 17 on me.).

As I was outside getting rid of the ticks, I found a sort of growth like a bean sprout coming out of my right shoulder. I pulled about 10 of them out. They did not hurt or anything. It was just disturbing to find something out of my body! I also found a stainless steel brace attached to my arm with safety wire. I un-raveled the safety wire and removed the brace and then woke up.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

I can quit work now!

Let's see.. I don't even own a Nokia.

WHY would the claims agent for NOKIA have a yahoo address?

The " Contact person " is Larry Dennison and yet the email address says juanmurphy

LOOOOSERS!

-----Original Message-----
From: Nokia Edition [mailto:claimsagent_juanmurphy@yahoo.co.uk]
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2008 1:23 PM
To: info@nokia.co.uk
Subject: NOKIA ONLINE PROMO


Attention Winner,

We happily announce to you the draw (#471) of the NOKIA YEAR RAFFLE DRAW (online program), held on 17th of March 2008.Your e-mail address attached to an electronic ticket number:56475600545 which was assigned to your e-mail address with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:1- 9- 1- 20- 43- 44 (32) (bonus no.), which subsequently won you the draw in the 2nd category i.e match 5plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £450,000 (Four Hundred And Fifty Thousand Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118309/06.

Contact the Nokia officials with the information below for claim processing.

NAME:
ADDRESS:
STATE /COUNTRY:
WINNING AMOUNT:
WINNING EMAIL:
SEX / AGE:
OCCUPATION:
TEL /FAX NUMBER:

Contact Person:Larry Dennison
Email: claimsagent_juanmurphy@yahoo.co.uk

_________________________________
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mmmm Lime Juice and Cilantro

Cool.. I'm really a cook now at OSU. *snicker*

I need to lay off the lime juice and cilantro.... they're starting to notice :)

What should I propose to them as my specialty dish(Thx Liza)?

START OF EMAIL:

From: MARLINA HOLOMUZKI [mailto:holomuzki.5@osu.edu]
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2008 9:46 PM
To: Student, North Commons
Cc: gta3xmail@yahoo.com; aubel.3@osu.edu; bortz.6@osu.edu; jlcollier1@hotmail.com; diebold.5@osu.edu; dillard.50@osu.edu; ferguson.344@osu.edu; fox.471@osu.edu; gresley.2@osu.edu; halda.3@osu.edu; hand.42@osu.edu; harris.1150@osu.edu; harris.1296@osu.edu; hunt.367@osu.edu; jamison.42@osu.edu; lugo.16@osu.edu; j31bodacious@yahoo.com; minnich-weber.2@osu.edu; norris.443@osu.edu; pensiero.4@osu.edu; seanp1.pereira@gmail.com; pizzino.8@osu.edu; pugsley.8@osu.edu; rasey.9@osu.edu; riedel.28@osu.edu; sivertson.1@osu.edu; stevenson.182@osu.edu; thomas.1715@osu.edu; wang.1229@osu.edu; yacks.1@osu.edu
Subject: Re: Message for All Cooks

In regards to the rice, please keep in mind to use the lime juice and cilantro within moderation. Do not get carried away with it. And when using the shocker cooler, find a manager first if you are confused about anything.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Student, North Commons"
Date: Monday, March 31, 2008 15:46
Subject: Message for All Cooks
To: gta3xmail@yahoo.com, aubel.3@osu.edu, bortz.6@osu.edu, jlcollier1@hotmail.com, diebold.5@osu.edu, dillard.50@osu.edu, ferguson.344@osu.edu, fox.471@osu.edu, gresley.2@osu.edu, halda.3@osu.edu, hand.42@osu.edu, harris.1150@osu.edu, harris.1296@osu.edu, holomuzki.5@osu.edu, hunt.367@osu.edu, jamison.42@osu.edu, lugo.16@osu.edu, j31bodacious@yahoo.com, minnich-weber.2@osu.edu, norris.443@osu.edu, pensiero.4@osu.edu, seanp1.pereira@gmail.com, pizzino.8@osu.edu, pugsley.8@osu.edu, rasey.9@osu.edu, riedel.28@osu.edu, sivertson.1@osu.edu, stevenson.182@osu.edu, thomas.1715@osu.edu, wang.1229@osu.edu, yacks.1@osu.edu
> Cooks,

> Zak has asked that I send all of our cooks an email reminding you all of some important procedures. When you are cooking and using the blast freezer it is VERY important that you do NOT change the setting from COOL. If you set them to BLAST it will result in frozen food, which is unusable. Also, when prepping rice to be served on the line, be sure to use plenty of CILANTRO and LIME JUICE. The customers should be able taste both ingredients.

> Regards,

> Todd Pfahler
> Student Manager

END OF EMAIL

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Paintball house - Dream

I was visiting my brother in VA. Somehow I was contacted by Peter Fraga from my high School. He was painting a house nearby in VA. The inside of the house was all white. The odd thing was that he invited me to the house to play paintball INSIDE the house. This seemed odd as the walls were sure to get paint on them from our markers. I asked him about it and he said “ Well just paint the house again”

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Help please :)

I've started a new hobby/sport called paintball.


I'm in need of advice on how to attach velcro hook to my patches. Should it be hot glued on or sewn on or ?


I want to attach them to my jacket/vest with velcro so that I can remove them when washing the jacket.


Here I am all decked out.



Friday, December 21, 2007

The Saga continues...

Now tell me... do any of you know a female named Sean?

I wonder what c/o is... hmmm

Let's see what happens next! LOL


Start of email:
From: Student, North Commons [mailto:SVC-NCSTUDENT@studentaffairs.osu.edu] Sent: Friday, December 21, 2007 12:08 PMTo: Sean PereiraSubject: RE: Finals Week

hello
No need to elaborate. I'm just going to count it as a c/o.

Management

From: Sean Pereira [mailto:sean.pereira@gmale.com] Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2007 6:21 AMTo: Student, North Commons; greene.729@osu.edu; sivertson.12@osu.edu; thomas.17152@osu.eduSubject: RE: Finals Week
Hi,

I had female “issues “ that prevented me from working. Do you need me to elaborate?

Thanks for your patience and understanding.

Sean

From: Student, North Commons [mailto:SVC-NCSTUDENT@studentaffairs.osu.edu] Sent: Wednesday, December 19, 2007 12:31 PMTo: greene.729@osu.edu; sean.pereira@gmale.com; sivertson.1@osu.edu; thomas.1715@osu.eduSubject: Finals Week

Hello
Timekeeping shows that you didn't work a required finals shift. The requirement was that you had to work one of the two shift before noon or BN cl. I need to know why you did not work one of shifts that were required.

Management