Paintball Dream Analyzed

My friend Nit0wl on the X7OG.net was nice enough to take time out of his lunch yesterday to analyze my Paintball Dream.

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I had some free time on my lunch break so I figured Id help you interpret that dream Kanuck: Synopsis to follow...Muhahahahah....

Halloween: To dream of Halloween, signifies death and the underworld. Halloween also represents the temporary adoption of a new persona where you feel less inhibited and more comfortable to freely express yourself.

School: To dream that you are in school, signifies feelings of inadequacy and childhood insecurities that have never been resolved. It may relate to anxieties about performance and abilities.

Paintball Gear (costume): To dream that you are wearing a costume, signifies that you are putting on a facade toward others. Your true self is not being revealed and you are not being completely honest with people around you.

Hallway: To see a hallway in your dream, symbolizes the beginning of a path that you are taking in life or a journey into the unknown and self exploration.

Darkness: To dream that you are lost in the darkness, denotes feelings of desperation, depression, or insecurity.

Meal: To see meals in your dream, signifies that you dwell too much on trivial matters and it will divert your attention from more important engagements and matters.

Cigar: To see or dream that you are smoking a cigar, represents luxury and a relaxed state of mind. You are in control of your own emotions and passions.

Washing dishes: To dream that you are washing dishes, suggests that you are moving on and planning for the next thing that comes your way.

Carol (wife): To see your wife in your dream, signifies discord and unresolved issues.

Trust: To dream about trust, symbolizes self-acceptance. You need to work on integrating aspects of yourself.

Cop (police): To see the police in your dream, indicates some failure to perform or to honor obligations and commitments. The police also symbolize structure, rules, and control. A more direct interpretation of seeing the police in your dream forewarns that you should avoid reckless behavior.

Revolver: To see a gun in your dream , symbolizes aggression, anger, and potential danger. You may be dealing with issues of passiveness/aggressiveness and authority/dependence.


Synopsis : OK. Lets just save the one hour shrink session. You are one messed up individual. LoL HaHa...

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Paintball Dream

I was at a Halloween party at a school dressed in my paintball gear, complete with my milsim marker and all except paint. I then ended up down a dark hallway. One guy came out of the darkness and said “You don’t want to go down there; it’s the red light district”
I turned around and thanked him. I then ended up in another dorm room hallway sitting at a table eating something. At the end of the meal, the guy across from me asked me if I had any cigars. I did, so I lit it and then asked him if it was ok to smoke in the hallway. He said yes. After that I was in the dorm room near us washing dishes and Carol walks up. We talk a bit and then we start to leave together. The guy says “Wait! I don’t trust him with you!” I hold up my ring hand and show him the wedding band. Carol nods and says “Yeah, he’s with me, It’s ok”

I then find myself outside and I see a cop pull out his revolver and load it. I remembered that I had my revolver on my person and pull it out. It was loaded, so I unloaded it.
The cop then says “ I don’t know why we have a guard on these things when it is so easy to load and unload. I replied with “Yeah, and speed loaders make it even easier.”

Then I woke up.

Finger Mullet - Dream

I was at our old home on Summerland Key, FL in the back yard. The house was on a canal in which I would catch bait ( finger mullet) with my cast net. Mom and Dad were sitting on the boat and watching me cast my net to catch bait. Dad said “You never catch any fish with that bait, why do you bother?” I said “You’ve eaten AND enjoyed the fish that I have caught with this bait” Dad got mad at me and came after me. I jumped in the water and let my cast net sink to the bottom. I swam away from him. Then I woke up.

Aloha Reunion

Aloha Reunion


I’m watching this guy’s house on the big island of Hawaii. He drops by and we get to talking. Turns out he owns half of the island with all the awesome beaches. One day I make my way to that side of the island and end up on a huge cruise ship where I use the laundry facility to wash my work shirts. The last shirt that I put into the washer is the one on my back.

I decide to get some exercise and walk around the ship and pool area. This is where I run into old classmates and co-workers. Some of them I can only recall their first or last name. X Youngquist, Darron from NCR, Wendy X, some girl from KWHS asks me if I have any candy. I say no because I thought I didn’t but later remember that I left a bag of assorted hard candies in my bag in the laundry room. I cannot for the life of my remember her name but I can see her face as plain as day.

Then I woke up.

Batten down the hatches!

WTNT32 KNHC 070845
TCPAT2
BULLETIN
HURRICANE BERTHA ADVISORY NUMBER 17
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL AL022008
500 AM AST MON JUL 07 2008

...BERTHA BECOMES THE FIRST HURRICANE OF THE 2008 ATLANTIC SEASON...

AT 500 AM AST...0900Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE BERTHA WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 19.3 NORTH...LONGITUDE 50.2 WEST OR ABOUT 845 MILES...
1365 KM...EAST OF THE NORTHERN LEEWARD ISLANDS.

BERTHA IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 17 MPH...28 KM/HR.
A CONTINUED WEST-NORTHWESTWARD MOTION WITH A GRADUAL DECREASE IN FORWARD SPEED IS EXPECTED DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS...AS BERTHA REMAINS OVER THE WATERS OF THE CENTRAL TROPICAL ATLANTIC.
IT IS STILL TOO EARLY TO DETERMINE IF BERTHA WILL EVENTUALLY AFFECT ANY LAND AREAS.

MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS HAVE INCREASED AND ARE NOW NEAR 75 MPH...120 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS. SOME ADDITIONAL STRENGTHENING IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS.

HURRICANE FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 25 MILES...35 KM...FROM THE CENTER...AND TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 115
MILES...185 KM.

ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 987 MB...29.15 INCHES.

REPEATING THE 500 AM AST POSITION...19.3 N...50.2 W. MOVEMENT TOWARD...WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 17 MPH. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...75 MPH. MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...987 MB.

THE NEXT ADVISORY WILL BE ISSUED BY THE NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER AT 1100 AM AST.

$$
FORECASTER KNABB

WWWW

Dream - Crippled Rockstar

In my dream last night, I was at my friend Scott’s house in the keys. He was living in his parents’ house still. They had wireless speakers (like a P.A. system) setup outside. He handed me this wireless mic and turned it on. I started saying stuff and it resounded throughout the neighborhood and woke everyone up. I then turned the mic off and sat down on the couch. I felt something crawling on my and pulled off two ticks. They had not sunk their jaws into me yet! (I’m sure the ticks were in my dream because after playing paintball in the woods two weeks ago, we found 17 on me.).

As I was outside getting rid of the ticks, I found a sort of growth like a bean sprout coming out of my right shoulder. I pulled about 10 of them out. They did not hurt or anything. It was just disturbing to find something out of my body! I also found a stainless steel brace attached to my arm with safety wire. I un-raveled the safety wire and removed the brace and then woke up.

I can quit work now!

Let's see.. I don't even own a Nokia.

WHY would the claims agent for NOKIA have a yahoo address?

The " Contact person " is Larry Dennison and yet the email address says juanmurphy

LOOOOSERS!

-----Original Message-----
From: Nokia Edition [mailto:claimsagent_juanmurphy@yahoo.co.uk]
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2008 1:23 PM
To: info@nokia.co.uk
Subject: NOKIA ONLINE PROMO


Attention Winner,

We happily announce to you the draw (#471) of the NOKIA YEAR RAFFLE DRAW (online program), held on 17th of March 2008.Your e-mail address attached to an electronic ticket number:56475600545 which was assigned to your e-mail address with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:1- 9- 1- 20- 43- 44 (32) (bonus no.), which subsequently won you the draw in the 2nd category i.e match 5plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £450,000 (Four Hundred And Fifty Thousand Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118309/06.

Contact the Nokia officials with the information below for claim processing.

NAME:
ADDRESS:
STATE /COUNTRY:
WINNING AMOUNT:
WINNING EMAIL:
SEX / AGE:
OCCUPATION:
TEL /FAX NUMBER:

Contact Person:Larry Dennison
Email: claimsagent_juanmurphy@yahoo.co.uk

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