Squack This is the police! - Dream

Yet another dream in the Florida Keys. I was house sitting for a friend of mine named Jeanie Zelaska. I had never watched their house before and they had some elaborate alarm system. I was leaving one day and it was beeping like it was going to go off and notify the cops. I didn’t know the secret code to tell the monitoring company when the called to check if everything was OK. I went back in the house and called the owner.
She didn’t answer, so I went next door and asked the neighbor for help. Of course he didn’t know the secret code nor the pin # to disable the alarm system. We looked at the instructions for a while. We ended up attempting to build a nesting box for a pair of birds.
Then I woke up.

Look Ma! No hands - Dream

I was living back in the keys with my parents. For some odd reason I had the urge to fly, so I bought a hang glider and rigged a 4 cycle weed whacker engine and propeller on it. I could fly it with no problem. My mom wanted to try it one day. I rigged her into the harness and got her airborne. She did fine until she tried to go too high. A sudden gust of wind got her off kilter and she crashed into the water close to a nearby concrete dock.
She was unharmed but very flustered and wet.

Yay for HP!

Do your part for the environment. HP offers free bags postage paid to return inkject catridges to them. They supposedly recover the plstic and metal from the catridges and reuse them. They even offer boxes for sending in Laser Jet catridges! They have other free services too.

Keep NC green :)

Bye Bye Gentle Ben - Dream

I was at our hunting land that backed up to Lake Matamuskeet in Eastern NC. I climbed a tree with my shotgun across my back and was waiting eagerly for a deer to come into my sight. I waited for what seemed like forever. I then had to relieve myself and there just happened to be a bathroom in the woods. It was a very nice concrete block structure with running water and hand dryers. After I was through I exited the door of the bathroom to find a medium sized bear about 10 feet from the exit door. I raised my gun and put a slug in it. I pumped another slug into the chamber and finished the job.

What's on your Tag?

On my drive to work today I saw a car with the tag " QTR TWO 8 ". I scratched my head(because I had an itch) and thought about it for a while. Then I looked at the badge on the back of the car...




BMW 745 Li




Brilliant!

Have a great day!

Water world! - Dream

I was skin diving off the coast of somewhere behind my dad’s boat as the rest of the family drift fished. I had seen many mahi mahi around the boat but nothing was taking the bait. All of a sudden a blue marlin surfaced and took on of the surface baits. My dad grabbed the pole that was used for pushing flats boats around the shallow waters in search of bonefish and tossed it at the marlin. He hit it in the head and paralyzed the huge fish. I swim up to it and pose for a picture with the fish in my arms.

Shortly thereafter, I put my mask back on and look under the boat. It is very close to hitting an artificial reef. The bottom of the reef consists of many OMC and Mercury boat propellers of varying sizes. On top of the props is rock and coral. This was all a base for a wooden hut structure above the water. A bunch of my friends were in the shade singing “Celebrate, Celebrate, Dance to the music” over and over again. I ended up on the wooden structure and picked up a plastic gallon zip lock bag of sugar which spilled out as I lifted it. I zipped it up and put the bag down. I looked around to see many other wooden hut structures on the water down the coast and then I wake up.

Strawberry Fields Forever - Dream

I was downtown in some city talking to a couple that I knew about their Columbia House CDs. Q walks up and joins the conversation with a bunch of strawberries on a stalk like radishes. I tell my friends what Q and I do is get the free 20 CDs for the $5 plus shipping and then buy the rest of the CDs to fulfill our membership, and then we cancel our accounts. We then wait for C House to send a “we want you back card " and do it al over again. Q agrees this is the best way to load up on CDs.

While we are all standing there I reach out and snag a handful of strawberries from the bunch in Q's hand and start munching on them. I ask if they are organic and she says yes. They are very sweet and juicy.

All of a sudden she levitates and starts flying around a few feet off the ground. My friends don't think anything of it (like they've seen it all before) and go on their way. I can't believe my eyes that she is flying around carrying a stalk/bunch of strawberries in her hand.

She flies down the street and waves to one of her friends who is also flying. Q says “hey watch this" and clears a building at the end of the road. The building reminded me of the Lincoln Memorial building. He friend also flies over the building and then I wake up.